Rednecks Know How To Git-R-Done
Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office? Yes? “What can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith… he’s a hiding marijuana inside his firewood! I’m a tellin’ ya! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it in there.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, and find no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil and leave. Shortly there after, the phone rings at Virgil’s house. “Hey, Virgil, this here’s Floyd… Did the Sheriff come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood for the winter?” “yep!” “Happy Birthday, buddy!” Rednecks know how to Git-R-Done.
When asked the Sheriff replied, “I’ll let you in on something young feller. It’s a small town around here.” “Ya see ol’ Floyd has been a callin’ around this time a year for the last 10 years or so. Ever since Virgil slipped on the ice and hurt his back.” “Always the same. Virgil hiding Marijuana in deep inside his firewood.” “We know ol’ Virgil ain’t got no Marijuana”… Like I said, “It’s a small town around here, and we are going to make damn sure every year Virgil gets his wood split for the winter.”
“Rednecks Know How To Git-R-Done”